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	<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 03:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Awe of &#8220;Aww&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2007/06/06/the-awe-of-aww/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is an interesting, depressing, and scary tidbit.  Do a quick yahoo search for &#8220;aww&#8221; and look at the results.  Notice anything?  Yup.  It is a sad sad day in the world and I blame rap music.  Lol.
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		<title>Microsoft Zune (aka iPod Killer)</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/11/14/microsoft-zune-aka-ipod-killer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/11/14/microsoft-zune-aka-ipod-killer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So the Microsoft Zune was released today.  If you are unaware of what the Zune is, it is Microsoft&#8217;s supposed &#8220;iPod killer.&#8221;  Well, all day long the tech sphere has been filled with posts blasting Zune, its software, and its pricing structure.  And from what I have read about the device so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men&#8217;s Guide To Selecting Their Clothes</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/11/08/mens-guide-to-selecting-their-clothes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/11/08/mens-guide-to-selecting-their-clothes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Now this is a funny flow-chart.  And sadly, I must say I have followed a few of those arrows more than once in my lifetime.  Hilarious.  And women think us men don&#8217;t put any thought into getting dressed.
[Link]
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		<title>Orbit</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/11/07/orbit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh I how I love small flash based games.  This one is called Orbit and the idea is to NOT hit any of the planets.  After a few minutes of playing I got to level 5.  Now I know why I never got into physics, astronomy, and all of that other stuff. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Impressive Pool Tricks</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/10/27/impressive-pool-tricks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just browsing YouTube (everyone&#8217;s favorite video website), and this has got to be some of the coolest pool tricks I have seen.  Kudos to him. 
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		<title>Dine &#038; Dash</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/08/01/dine-dash/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/08/01/dine-dash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In my entire life I have only dine and dashed twice.  The first occurrence I barely count, as I only received a portion of my food, and did not even eat all of it.  The second, and most recent, occurred just a few days ago and it was a true dine and dash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All-Star Pick-Up Lines</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/07/20/all-star-pick-up-lines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it just me, or does it seem like the best “lines” always come to you after it is too late?  At least, that is the case with me from time to time.  Now as you probably guessed, this blog is related to a real life experience I had the other day.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tennis Challenge</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/04/11/the-tennis-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[From the keeping you mildly entertained files comes the Opus Tennis Challenge. I would explain it, but it is pretty self explanatory. My top score is just shy of 100 (94 to be exact). What is yours? 

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		<title>Animal Cruelty</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/23/animal-cruelty/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/23/animal-cruelty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[From my bottomless bin of randomness, I give you all a few snapshots of some serious animal cruelty. I feel so bad for the poor puggies. Where is PETA when you need them?
Oh, and I my personal favorite would be this one. Which one is yours?
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		<title>&#8220;You That Baby&#8217;s Daddy!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/23/you-that-babys-daddy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/23/you-that-babys-daddy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 23:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just wasting a few minutes of my life watching an episode of Maury, which quickly reminded me of exactly what I do NOT want to ever (EVER) hear in my life. I now apologize for making you waste a mouse-click to read this post.
And in related news, why is watching &#8220;you that baby&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IYIB 101: Investing Yourself Into Bankruptcy</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/16/iyib-101-investing-yourself-into-bankruptcy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/16/iyib-101-investing-yourself-into-bankruptcy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 17:38:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s tale of the not-so-bright, eight people in Japan fell victim to a scam which had them giving a phony investor money in exchange for a fake $1M (US) dollar bill. Now usually I feel bad for people duped into scams, because some scams are so good that any reasonable person could fall victim. However, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl XL Commercials</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/11/super-bowl-xl-commercials/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/11/super-bowl-xl-commercials/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So in the midst of studying, and browsing the internet during my breaks, I ran across a listing of all of the not-so-much talked about Super Bowl commercials. I think my favorite is the FedEx &#8220;No Excuses&#8221; commercial.
Oh, and does anyone else feel like smacking Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, or whatever he is being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want To Be Your Man</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/08/i-want-to-be-your-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/02/08/i-want-to-be-your-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was on my way to bed when I stumbled upon this link. I honestly have no words that can describe it. Just click (and make sure you have some volume).
I do have a question though. Does the fact that this guy does this on purpose make it more or less embarrasing? You decide.
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		<title>Myspace is Gay?</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/01/11/myspace-is-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2006/01/11/myspace-is-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, according to this website it is. A little over-the-top, but amazingly true, and definitely funny. Check it out, it is a guaranteed laugh.
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		<title>Smack My Bi#%@ Up!</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/12/21/smack-my-bi-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/12/21/smack-my-bi-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh man I almost feel bad for posting this video. No, I take that back. I do feel bad for posting this video. I feel bad because 1) I do not condone such behavior and 2) it is funny. And I always feel bad when I see something that is NOT OK but yet somehow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never Scare A&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/11/16/never-scare-a/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/11/16/never-scare-a/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I have been slacking on blogging once again. I seem to go through phases where I have a lot of stuff to talk about/post, and then times when there is absolutely nothing interesting. I guess it is the nature of blogging. I could apologize and say I will do better, but blah, who wants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Falling George Bush</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/10/09/george-bush/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/10/09/george-bush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, so today I got a little something for you folks. What is it? A falling tumbling interactive tumbling George Bush of course. It probably does not make sense, but click on the &#8220;read the rest&#8230;&#8221; link below, and you will see what I am talking about. The best part, you can click and drag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stolen Police Car</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/07/19/stolen-police-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 05:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, it has been a while since I posted a link to .. well .. anything, so here ya go. In this video clip, some crazy drunk girl (oh how I love drunk people) decides to steal a cop car and take it on a little bit more than a joy ride. It is not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Memorial Day Weekend Wrap-Up (Pt. II - Denny&#39;s)</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/06/02/memorial-day-weekend-wrap-up-pt-ii-dennys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/06/02/memorial-day-weekend-wrap-up-pt-ii-dennys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2005 18:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I visited my site the other day, read my Memorial Day weekend post, and realized I forgot to write about the best part (or most interesting) part of my weekend. Therefore, today will be all about that story; all about Denny&#8217;s.
So my brother, lady-friend, her sister, and I walk into Denny&#8217;s after our not-so-earth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls Are Evil</title>
		<link>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/05/28/girls-are-evil/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fonzo.biz/2005/05/28/girls-are-evil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 20:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So today while browsing the net and not doing homework (I am getting good at that), I came across a picture I thought was mildly entertaining. Add that to the fact that I have nothing else to post about, and tada, it becomes the topic of today; lucky it.
So what is it you ask? It [...]]]></description>
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