I love clearance racks. More specifically, I love clearance racks at The Bon Marche … ummmm, I guess I mean Macy's. Nah, scratch that, I mean The Bon Marche. Yeah, yeah, I know Macy's now owns The Bon Marche, and the name “The Bone Marche” no longer exists. However, I do not care. Macy's to me is just the name, The Bone Marche is the layout, the atmosphere, the gear, and of course, the girls. Ever notice how attractive the women in The Bon Marche are? Amazing ain't it?
Anyway, so why do I love the clearance rack at [enter your preferred store name here]? Well, the savings obviously. Let me break it down for you simply (and in detail).
Dress Pants (x3): $68.25
Dress Shirts (x2): $38.12
T-Shirt (x1): $12.25
Necktie (x1): $22.50
Total: $141.12
Total Savings: $215.38
Yup! That is right. Seven articles of clothing costs me $150 (after tax), but in turn, I saved myself $215 by shopping strictly on the clearance racks. YEAH!! YEAH!! How much you wanna bet someone goes to The Bon Marche … grrr, Macy's tomorrow and combs the clearance rack? LOL! Anyway, that is it for me today. Adios and enjoy.
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