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So today while pulling up to my house I noticed that my roommates' car
was gone but all the lights in the house were on. No biggie, I just
figured he rushed out of the house in a mad dash for a midnight visit
to the library (us hardcore students do that from time to time…lol).
So I walk in, sit at the kitchen table, turn on the laptop, and give
the lady friend a call (typical just walked in the door type stuff, ya
know). I begin to venture through the house (like it's really that big)
to my room, to find, my roommate past out on the couch. “Hmmmm,” I
think to myself. My roommate is here but his car isn't…odd. Now, the
normal thing to do would be to wake him up, but, I'm not that normal so
I just let it be…

A few hours later, he gets a phone call which wakes him up.
While he's still half (maybe a little more than half) sleep, I ask
“ummmm, where is your car”? His reply … “OOhhhh shit…it's in the C
lot.” If you can believe it, this dude drove to work, only to catch the
bus home…lol. I just about fell off the kitchen chair when he told me
where his car was. I can understand leaving your keys, a book, a
backpack, a anything you carry somewhere, but you car? Your car? How do
you leave your car? Hilarious…simply hilarious. The worst part, is
that he had to walk right past his parking spot to get to the house.
How he managed to not notice his car missing I have no clue, but I bet
it has something to do with a cell phone.